We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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