The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
ok first of all what the fuck
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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