Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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