I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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