if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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