thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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