OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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