Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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