So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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