The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
