scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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