She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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