That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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