I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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