If i come over, it means nothing
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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