it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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