is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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