Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Is Oprah even human
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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