Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
