Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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