I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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