its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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