I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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