Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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