So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
