I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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