let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
