I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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