I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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