i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just tell him i said nine months
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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