I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Small penises have feelings too.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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