Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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