How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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