I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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