I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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