My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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