I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
