I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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