Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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