:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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