turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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