he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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