I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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