just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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