Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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