fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
