She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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