Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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