She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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