He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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