You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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