There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
