her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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