real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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