Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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