so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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