Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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